##mBWORTH – MAR 13 2019 – MP3 VARSES – A SEAN CONNERY ep 01 – by Ivan Schmitzmistikoff AND Jeremy D

I am not sure what to make of this, but ‘A’ MR. CONNERY had called into the phone, and I had to hurry and do a one-mic recording with the speaker phone to catch it all. This ALLEGED MR. CONNERY, as sauced and swearing with the fury of the British, Irish, and Scottish channels… well, OK, I don’t know, but if they were furious, it’s because of — oh heck, just cover your ears and press the play button. Heads up: this may contain disagreeable or objectionable content, so this recording is not for the faint of heart or those that take life too seriously… afterall, Connery has had a long life, or at least THIS Connery has.

Connery and Jeremy discuss the I’m not really sure, it was late, and we both had a great deal on our minds, and maybe some booze. Connery’s assistant, keen and apt to answer for Connery, Ivan Schmitzmistikoff … yes, I literally copied and pasted that, at this hour, well, this guy seems to be carrying Connery through a traumatic time.

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DBWORTH – FEB 19 2019 – MP3 COMEDY – ALIEN HAIRCUT KEVIN BACON

This post contains two (2) comedy MP3 files, downloadable or streamable. One is a bit jeremy dinovo a.k.a. mr. variety does about KNOWING KEVIN BACON, and another is about ALIEN HAIRCUTS!

Check out these two downloadable COMEDY audio files!

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DBWORTH – FEB 19 2019 – MP3 VARSES – TOOTSIE STATESPERSONSHIP

Listen to some ooooooold stuff! Note the quality (a.k.a. the Filesize) on this file is very high, so if you want to stream it, okay, or download it, okay. I just want to demonstrate high quality SOUND.

Jeremy discusses the movie Tootsie (imdb.com link to its’ profile of Tootsie), home and life goals, and jokes around a little bit… he maybe picking his nose, but he maybe has a point!

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DBWORTH – JAN 28 2019 – MP3 VARSES – THE MUSIC RIDE ep 01 – by Brian R AND Jeremy D

Hi all, I want to apologize for any delay. Hey, so new program!!! THE MUSIC RIDE featuring Brian R a.k.a. The Working Man and Jeremy D a.k.a. Mr. Variety.

Brian and Jeremy discuss the introduction of the new program THE MUSIC RIDE, which will cover music and other stuff! Sure!

Also, just for reference, the song Jeremy D (Mr. Variety) makes reference to is by ARTIST GROUP , Testament, and it is SONG , Serenity. High intensity, guys.

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DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST ( this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, and if you did not read that, this has curse words and you have been warned that this recording is completely free of any curse words whatsoever, it has no curse words, so it is safe for your children and most religious clergy to playback — what are you a moron? I just — eeghhh, just nevermind custom DISCLAIMER brought to you in part by SUBTEXT! For the best in subtext, buy subtext brand subtext! Wow! Isn’t that amazing!? I want two of them! One for the office and three for the insane asylum )

Jeremy Dinovo delivers post-consumer bi-product to be recycled in the airwaves. Enjoy! P.S. I would actually have buyer’s remorse if I had actually received something for my money. I still impatiently await my refund that is due.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

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DBWORTH – AUG 23 2017 – MP3 VARSES – Response Part1 to FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Jeremy Dinovo delivers PART 1, a RESPONSE to this one variety session about juice fasting another clump of variety session, and this time covering some informal sociology of a recent physiological and subsequent social experiment of mine : juice fasting, or drinking a set amount of organic fresh-prepared juices (mostly carrot, with apple, with greens) daily, and to fast as much as is humanly possible by reducing caloric or carb intake. In other words, only eating all-natural organic fruit and vegetable juice, no strenuous exercising, but just attening to clerical and clerklike work, in order to achieve weight loss; this would be coupled with a detox bath every two days or as-needed that has : sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), epsom salt, ginger, and clay, in order to sweat out toxins, as one would by exercising.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

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DBWORTH – AUG 23 2017 – MP3 MUSIC – AUGUST ACOUSTIC GUITAR JAM – by jeremy

Latest work: thank you for listening to my music, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free music to service my fans that are or could be the musically poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Jeremy Dinovo random jam session, using an acoustic guitar to shake things up, a scribbling of what I, Jeremy Dinovo, am working on, all music, composition, and recording by your friend, jeremy (that is, jeremy michael dinovo, to be exact, approximately).

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED, because the audio belongs with
a MANY OTHER TAKES alongside it (this may or may not be intended to cut the best of the takes together… just having fun here, but at high sound quality). Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to, and may need better mixing, so keep your volume at half or three quarters, and you should be okay. I still need to tame the volume levels**

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DBWORTH – AUG 22 2017 – MP3 VARSES – FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Jeremy Dinovo delivers another clump of variety session, and this time covering some informal sociology of a recent physiological and subsequent social experiment of mine : juice fasting, or drinking a set amount of organic fresh-prepared juices (mostly carrot, with apple, with greens) daily, and to fast as much as is humanly possible by reducing caloric or carb intake. In other words, only eating all-natural organic fruit and vegetable juice, no strenuous exercising, but just attening to clerical and clerklike work, in order to achieve weight loss; this would be coupled with a detox bath every two days or as-needed that has : sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), epsom salt, ginger, and clay, in order to sweat out toxins, as one would by exercising.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

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DBWORTH – AUG 013 2017 – MP3 MUSIC – ORIGINAL SONG – POSITIVITY by jeremy

Latest work: thank you for listening to my music, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free music to service my fans that are or could be the musically poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Jeremy Dinovo song Positivity a rough draft of what I, Jeremy Dinovo, am working on, all music, composition, and recording by your friend, jeremy (that is, jeremy michael dinovo, to be exact, approximately).

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED, because the audio belongs with
a MANY OTHER TAKES alongside it (that is intended to cut the best of the takes together, once I have jumped successfully through some ‘new’ technical hoops at the circus-o-recording fun). Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely tamed **

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DBWORTH – JUL 05 2017 – MP3 MUSIC – NIN-CASH hurt jmd COVER VERSION n JAM by jeremy

Latest work: listen to my music. Continued, committing to providing free comedy to service my fans that are or could be the comedic poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Nine Inch Nails band song originally released on album 1994 A Downward Spiral was re-recorded as a cover by Johnny Cash in 2002, and then not too long ago attempted by your friend, jeremy (that is, jeremy michael dinovo, to be exact, approximately).

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED, because the audio belongs with
a VIDEO I SHOT alongside it (that is intended to synch to the audio, once I have jumped successfully through some ‘new’ technical hoops at the circus-o-recording fun). Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely tamed **

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