DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST ( this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, and if you did not read that, this has curse words and you have been warned that this recording is completely free of any curse words whatsoever, it has no curse words, so it is safe for your children and most religious clergy to playback — what are you a moron? I just — eeghhh, just nevermind custom DISCLAIMER brought to you in part by SUBTEXT! For the best in subtext, buy subtext brand subtext! Wow! Isn’t that amazing!? I want two of them! One for the office and three for the insane asylum )

Jeremy Dinovo delivers post-consumer bi-product to be recycled in the airwaves. Enjoy! P.S. I would actually have buyer’s remorse if I had actually received something for my money. I still impatiently await my refund that is due.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY”

DBWORTH – JUNE 17 2017 – FUNDRAISER – CARVIN 6-STRING BASS REPAIR FUNDRAISER by jeremy

Help! My longtime cared for six-string Carvin LB-76 bass is in dire need of repair, and I need help from my audience, that is also my Investors (of interest, time, and or money) and very honored Prospective Investors, in order to perform this TIME-CRITICAL repair, before it is too late, and my beautiful FIFTEEN YEAR OLD studio recording quality BASS GUITAR will be but a sad memory, which I, jeremy dinovo, the organizer of this campaign, will not allow. In 2002, this guitar was made as I had custom ordered it, every checkmark box I wanted and none of the checkmark boxes of specification I did not want, just for me, from THE CARVIN GUITARS factory, in San Diego, when it was still Carvin.

If you have Facebook you can view my FUNDRAISER PITCH, to review and to respond to this call to action for my needs :

Take advantage of this special offer !
Click for more details if you are interested in this special limited time offer !

https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.dinovo/posts/1463339567020364

( friend requests are welcomed, as well as all inquiries or comments are welcomed, and are subject to moderation, per the ** expressed ** needs of my ** Urgent ** request)

You must understand that this is time sensitive, and I would like to have the funds by MID – JULY, or by BEGINNING of SEPTEMBER, or else my bass guitar will likely be damaged forever and not able to be restored, if I wait too long! So by MID – JULY, donations, Likes, Shares, and any circulation you can provide — passing around the link to friends, thinking and communicating with Continue reading “DBWORTH – JUNE 17 2017 – FUNDRAISER – CARVIN 6-STRING BASS REPAIR FUNDRAISER by jeremy”

DBWORTH – MAY 31 2017 – ARTICLE MUSIC SHORT-FINGERED GUITARISTS by jeremy

Lucky you, Dustybootsworth.com audience member, you get to wale and sway to the strums of this conversation I recently was engaged in with a long-time friend about guitars, Spanish guitar style, the intrigue and passion behind and in front of its’ playing. And to close the chat we went on about what we will do when we are retired rock stars that actually hit the lottery. Not really on that last sentence there. I am just pulling your leg. Hey, pull your guitar out and read this thang!
My friends name:

Eduardo Rosas, El pinpollo83

Jeremy

hey I am just finding some good guitar videos to learn the forms from on YouTube… found this set of helpful lessons … well, this is more of a fun video, but there are less “musical” and more “notated” digestible videos that show actual technique that you can use in more ways than is on the videos.

https://youtu.be/YUHDOd4PQWE?list=RDYqmE2m3oK3Y

Jeremy

how are you?

Eduardo

That’s a beautiful song Jeremy!! Thank you for sharing..

I am OK and you? Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAY 31 2017 – ARTICLE MUSIC SHORT-FINGERED GUITARISTS by jeremy”

DBWORTH – MAY 3 2017 – ARTICLE COMEDY CD TEASER

hi to all fans, or to just people and other nouns that can read that like my comedy audio.

On this web page you will see a link to Download a ‘how-to’, so that you may Print your own COMEDY CD LABEL for use in a jewel case or DVD case ** FREE to print only if you purchased a comedy CD, or for personal non-commercial use. This file is formatted for MicroSoft Word, but I suppose you could use another word processor like Open Office or what have you:

download this MS Word .doc file and follow steps

Right-click the above and click Save Link As, Save As, or Save.

File size: 118 kb Format: .doc for MicroSoft Word 2007

TEASER IS here!!!

 

CLICK THIS BIG TEXT LINK (to download Audio teaser)

file size: 5 MB, exactly 30 seconds and 0 frames, just like a professional audio commercial should be!
CD QUALITY!

What is a teaser? It is a small and condensed recording to highlight or demonstrate, in abstract the essence of a complete work in a fraction of the time that the work is. A teaser is also known as a “spec spot”, or “demo” that a company did not ** yet ** pay the audio, video, or audio and video production company to produce, but delivers the essential convincing message that the entire work would if played from head to tail (start of audio picture content to end of audio picture content).

 

by Jeremy M. Dinovo, a.k.a. The mr. variety of the internet at large

program director of dustybootsworth.com

for RSS users, using Firefox click Tools > Subscribe to this Feed and then choose the feed you want to subscribe to. As of today I am trying to format this netcast for best viewing through RSS feed delivery.

P.S. I do realize that I will most certainly make people that are friends, close and distant whom have set beliefs and a fragile stomach into gawkers and groups that hate what I do or what I say, but my goal is to tell the truth in the only way I know in order to help others to laugh and to feel good. I also believe in telling the truth about what you think too, so long as you have clarity of why this truth is being delivered; I deny censorship and only support it in moderation if it means to allow the children of this earth to grow up in a world where it can have a maximally harm free and intelligent upbringing. You and any entity in the world capable can hate the truth all you or it wants to, but it is still going to keep looking everything and everyone in the face while it is stared at by thumb twiddlers that are doing nothing very active about it.

DBWORTH – APR 24 2017 – MOBILE PHONE SUPPORT

hi everyone, I am ** FORTHRIGHTLY ** building this beast slowly but surely and small part by small part at a time, in between the renown life things.

On this web site you will see three ‘how’ to Download and how to Play MP3:

it is very standard for most mobile devices or touchscreens, which is to place and to press your finger overtop of the link that says, “click to play, or right-click to download [,]” or something to that tune, then a prompt or a menu should appear.

That prompt or Menu might say, “Save Link [,]” or it may say, “Download [,]” so just pick the one that makes the most sense in order to download and to Play the file later on. I recently posted a 60 MINUTE INTERVIEW, COMEDY, and MUSIC VARIETY SESSION that is 60 MB in size, so very stream-friendly. With that small download, Listen to it on the drive home or to work, or play it while you are relaxing! My content is very enjoyable and full of depth!

Ah, here is a phrase of mine I coined I’ve been wanting to share for a while:

actual eyes actualize actual lies.

If you cut the lies from the equation you have a society of upward mobility in all things actual and ever-present, but unfortunately, dumb is not quite so smart just yet, and I am in no rush, just saying.

by Jeremy M. Dinovo, a.k.a. The mr. variety of the internet at large

program director of dustybootsworth.com

for RSS users, using Firefox click Tools > Subscribe to this Feed and then choose the feed you want to subscribe to. As of today I am trying to format this netcast for best viewing through RSS feed delivery.

P.S. I do realize that I will most certainly make people that are friends, close and distant whom have set beliefs and a fragile stomach into gawkers and groups that hate what I do or what I say, but my goal is to tell the truth in the only way I know in order to help others to laugh and to feel good. I also believe in telling the truth about what you think too, so long as you have clarity of why this truth is being delivered; I deny censorship and only support it in moderation if it means to allow the children of this earth to grow up in a world where it can have a maximally harm free and intelligent upbringing. You and any entity in the world capable can hate the truth all you or it wants to, but it is still going to keep looking everything and everyone in the face while it is stared at by thumb twiddlers that are doing nothing very active about it.

DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS

hi audience that is surprisingly interested in this helpdesk update about audio recording or playback engineering, at least via a Windows operating system computer.

I just now remembered that freaking Windows o.s. has its’ own EQ, after running around my gear with my head cut off, I realized that I used to use this EQ constantly when watching DVD movies or online music that have wildly different equalization. Now, you can FIX that.

Obviously, do not equalize so that your speakers distort either in the bass, mid, or high frequencies… you can tell when your speakers start to become ** indistinct ** and the sound is unintelligible. In speaker language, that means TURN THAT BACK DOWN, GENIUS.

Here is a link-map for how to locate and to rock out with your EQ out on Windows o.s., at least:

Systray icon (speaker) ->

click the speaker that comes up -> Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS”

DBWORTH – NOV 03 2016 – balancing holiday and production time

Latest work: taking care of the house, car, and attending dayjob while saving up for the holidays.
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THE LATEST

I want to apologize for any delay in updating this page with new MP3 or video content. At the moment, I plan on returning to gaming by picking up a new console and game this month. I am still developing relationships with artists while balancing home and work (or to us artists, dayjob) life. I still am doing music, even if offline to bounce ideas into a recorder that may never make Continue reading “DBWORTH – NOV 03 2016 – balancing holiday and production time”

DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION

This article discusses and cites video references not about the T.V. show Seinfeld, nor about the character featured in his show also known as The Soup Nazi, and not about anybody that “inspired” the character of The Soup Nazi, but just about a man that based on what I have seen looks like he would be above that, that makes real soup, that I have never met.

First, to everyone that reads my articles while waiting for me to upload audio content, which are maybe like 2 or 3 people really, or maybe I am saying that, so you don’t waste my time by hanging around asking dumb questions you already have the answers to… anyway to you people that are hunkering down on this web site content, I want to apologize for any delay in my posting of anything new to this page. If you knew me in person then you are well aware that I have plenty of life tasks to take care of, you know, the ones where you do not have enough information to comply, but yet, “authority” says that you do Continue reading “DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION”

DBWORTH – MAY 13 2016 – APPEAR IF BRIEFLY BUT APPEAR

Geez, this post almost sucked. It almost did not exist. I almost did not spend the quick two minutes in reality to do what I thought in my mind would take forty-five minutes. I was going to call this post Write Something, or Make Something Appear, which were great titles as springboards for me to state the obvious, but then I sharpened those. I started five minutes ago with nothing, and then thought, ‘Hey I have not written anything here for a while, but I am still paying for the space and I still have readers! I need to write something! Hey! That’s a great idea! Write something! That sounds like a great article!

Don’t get stuck thinking you are not good enough or that your rough draft is too rough. It would be more of a final draft than no Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAY 13 2016 – APPEAR IF BRIEFLY BUT APPEAR”

DBWORTH – MAR 27 2016 – THE BIG NOTHING

When nothing happens, quite a bit passes you by, because everything is happening and — oh yeah I forgot, ear plugs and gun muffles. Okay, now I can write a bit better.

My goal for this blog is continuity of relevancy. That is a bit to stomach… hmm, I mean to continue to make sense to the senses for the people I used to share quite a bit more sense with, such as the sense of touch, taste, hearing, sight,  smell, and I hear that the sense of hunger is a sense too. I am sure there are other ones, but I have been incredibly disconnected from many of them from many of my friends and family. I have gotten out and enjoyed the company of friends that have the on-going competency (the will and the ability) to have me and enjoyed some neat events, from a distance though.

Home is a funny word. One minute it is where your Christmas tree or your birthday cake is with candles that sparkle your name or your age; and the next it is a bungalow where all of your new-found friends and acquaintances can converge upon to feast and toast what you THINK are your successes; and then the next is some corner of somebody’s house that you were lucky enough to FIT as many belongings that you can take with you Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 27 2016 – THE BIG NOTHING”