DBWORTH – FEB 19 2019 – MP3 VARSES – TOOTSIE STATESPERSONSHIP

Listen to some ooooooold stuff! Note the quality (a.k.a. the Filesize) on this file is very high, so if you want to stream it, okay, or download it, okay. I just want to demonstrate high quality SOUND.

Jeremy discusses the movie Tootsie (imdb.com link to its’ profile of Tootsie), home and life goals, and jokes around a little bit… he maybe picking his nose, but he maybe has a point!

Without further adieu [I probably spelled that incorrectly] Continue reading “DBWORTH – FEB 19 2019 – MP3 VARSES – TOOTSIE STATESPERSONSHIP”

DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST ( this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, and if you did not read that, this has curse words and you have been warned that this recording is completely free of any curse words whatsoever, it has no curse words, so it is safe for your children and most religious clergy to playback — what are you a moron? I just — eeghhh, just nevermind custom DISCLAIMER brought to you in part by SUBTEXT! For the best in subtext, buy subtext brand subtext! Wow! Isn’t that amazing!? I want two of them! One for the office and three for the insane asylum )

Jeremy Dinovo delivers post-consumer bi-product to be recycled in the airwaves. Enjoy! P.S. I would actually have buyer’s remorse if I had actually received something for my money. I still impatiently await my refund that is due.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY”

DBWORTH – AUG 23 2017 – MP3 VARSES – Response Part1 to FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Jeremy Dinovo delivers PART 1, a RESPONSE to this one variety session about juice fasting another clump of variety session, and this time covering some informal sociology of a recent physiological and subsequent social experiment of mine : juice fasting, or drinking a set amount of organic fresh-prepared juices (mostly carrot, with apple, with greens) daily, and to fast as much as is humanly possible by reducing caloric or carb intake. In other words, only eating all-natural organic fruit and vegetable juice, no strenuous exercising, but just attening to clerical and clerklike work, in order to achieve weight loss; this would be coupled with a detox bath every two days or as-needed that has : sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), epsom salt, ginger, and clay, in order to sweat out toxins, as one would by exercising.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – AUG 23 2017 – MP3 VARSES – Response Part1 to FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY”

DBWORTH – AUG 22 2017 – MP3 VARSES – FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Jeremy Dinovo delivers another clump of variety session, and this time covering some informal sociology of a recent physiological and subsequent social experiment of mine : juice fasting, or drinking a set amount of organic fresh-prepared juices (mostly carrot, with apple, with greens) daily, and to fast as much as is humanly possible by reducing caloric or carb intake. In other words, only eating all-natural organic fruit and vegetable juice, no strenuous exercising, but just attening to clerical and clerklike work, in order to achieve weight loss; this would be coupled with a detox bath every two days or as-needed that has : sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), epsom salt, ginger, and clay, in order to sweat out toxins, as one would by exercising.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – AUG 22 2017 – MP3 VARSES – FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY”

DBWORTH – MAY 3 2017 – ARTICLE COMEDY CD TEASER

hi to all fans, or to just people and other nouns that can read that like my comedy audio.

On this web page you will see a link to Download a ‘how-to’, so that you may Print your own COMEDY CD LABEL for use in a jewel case or DVD case ** FREE to print only if you purchased a comedy CD, or for personal non-commercial use. This file is formatted for MicroSoft Word, but I suppose you could use another word processor like Open Office or what have you:

download this MS Word .doc file and follow steps

Right-click the above and click Save Link As, Save As, or Save.

File size: 118 kb Format: .doc for MicroSoft Word 2007

TEASER IS here!!!

 

CLICK THIS BIG TEXT LINK (to download Audio teaser)

file size: 5 MB, exactly 30 seconds and 0 frames, just like a professional audio commercial should be!
CD QUALITY!

What is a teaser? It is a small and condensed recording to highlight or demonstrate, in abstract the essence of a complete work in a fraction of the time that the work is. A teaser is also known as a “spec spot”, or “demo” that a company did not ** yet ** pay the audio, video, or audio and video production company to produce, but delivers the essential convincing message that the entire work would if played from head to tail (start of audio picture content to end of audio picture content).

 

 

AND request a copy of the 28 minute CD!… is shipped by Flat Rate U.S.P.S. mail** with

protective CD sleeve — payment by way of PayPal is available.

ASKING PRICE: $10.00 plus S & H (by U.S.P.S. or method).

(see for donation link: dustybootsworth.com Homepage):


(click the above image for an Easy-to-print CD Cover template)

 

by Jeremy M. Dinovo, a.k.a. The mr. variety of the internet at large

program director of dustybootsworth.com

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P.S. I do realize that I will most certainly make people that are friends, close and distant whom have set beliefs and a fragile stomach into gawkers and groups that hate what I do or what I say, but my goal is to tell the truth in the only way I know in order to help others to laugh and to feel good. I also believe in telling the truth about what you think too, so long as you have clarity of why this truth is being delivered; I deny censorship and only support it in moderation if it means to allow the children of this earth to grow up in a world where it can have a maximally harm free and intelligent upbringing. You and any entity in the world capable can hate the truth all you or it wants to, but it is still going to keep looking everything and everyone in the face while it is stared at by thumb twiddlers that are doing nothing very active about it.

DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS

hi audience that is surprisingly interested in this helpdesk update about audio recording or playback engineering, at least via a Windows operating system computer.

I just now remembered that freaking Windows o.s. has its’ own EQ, after running around my gear with my head cut off, I realized that I used to use this EQ constantly when watching DVD movies or online music that have wildly different equalization. Now, you can FIX that.

Obviously, do not equalize so that your speakers distort either in the bass, mid, or high frequencies… you can tell when your speakers start to become ** indistinct ** and the sound is unintelligible. In speaker language, that means TURN THAT BACK DOWN, GENIUS.

Here is a link-map for how to locate and to rock out with your EQ out on Windows o.s., at least:

Systray icon (speaker) ->

click the speaker that comes up -> Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS”

DBWORTH – SEP 12 2016 – JEREMYS AUDIO HELLO

Latest work (click to play, or right-click and Save As to download):

www.dustybootsworth.com/JMD_Content/2016/September/VARIETYSessionsJEREMYStillhere_DBWORTH-Sep-12-2016.MP3

A music sample you may perk your ears up to, Jeremy on bass guitar with some effects (what the filename describes):

SAMPLEmusicinstrumentwFX-Sep-12-2016.WAV

5.79 MB, Total Run Time: 00:31 s. How does that SUSTAIN sound!!!??? Wow!

(click to play, or Right click, and press Save As to download)

A very short comedy sample of something I thought was funny at the time (it is I!, Jeremy!):

Continue reading “DBWORTH – SEP 12 2016 – JEREMYS AUDIO HELLO”

DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION

This article discusses and cites video references not about the T.V. show Seinfeld, nor about the character featured in his show also known as The Soup Nazi, and not about anybody that “inspired” the character of The Soup Nazi, but just about a man that based on what I have seen looks like he would be above that, that makes real soup, that I have never met.

First, to everyone that reads my articles while waiting for me to upload audio content, which are maybe like 2 or 3 people really, or maybe I am saying that, so you don’t waste my time by hanging around asking dumb questions you already have the answers to… anyway to you people that are hunkering down on this web site content, I want to apologize for any delay in my posting of anything new to this page. If you knew me in person then you are well aware that I have plenty of life tasks to take care of, you know, the ones where you do not have enough information to comply, but yet, “authority” says that you do Continue reading “DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION”

DBWORTH – MAY 13 2016 – APPEAR IF BRIEFLY BUT APPEAR

Geez, this post almost sucked. It almost did not exist. I almost did not spend the quick two minutes in reality to do what I thought in my mind would take forty-five minutes. I was going to call this post Write Something, or Make Something Appear, which were great titles as springboards for me to state the obvious, but then I sharpened those. I started five minutes ago with nothing, and then thought, ‘Hey I have not written anything here for a while, but I am still paying for the space and I still have readers! I need to write something! Hey! That’s a great idea! Write something! That sounds like a great article!

Don’t get stuck thinking you are not good enough or that your rough draft is too rough. It would be more of a final draft than no Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAY 13 2016 – APPEAR IF BRIEFLY BUT APPEAR”

DBWORTH – MAR 15 2016 – IF SO A WORKING TITLE WORKING TITLE

So, it is March. What just happened? I lost track since maybe before Thanksgiving. I am rather out of touch with the world itself, but my little world has been filled with audio recording, helping and showing up for others that call me and need my help if it does not break me to do it, I recorded a metal musician recently, have had some successful meetings with artists and musicians and with what I recently termed as screwsicians, which are simply musicians that don’t show up each day they say they are going to. I.e. if one strike of a note is a beat, two beats are a rhythm, and two rhythms are at least a song, and the so-called musician says, ‘Hey meet me at beat number two (!)’ repeatedly, and never shows up at beat number 2, and you are having to always beat the so-called musician’s head in to remind them that beat number 2 is coming up or that they continuously fail to play it, well, that is a screwsician. You are not a musician if you think you are special that you call yourself a musician and yet cannot show up to the gig you say you can honor. It happens more often than you think, so now you have a term, courtesy of Jeremy Dinovo to apply toward this behaviorist, and you are welcome. Screwsicians have a special place in Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 15 2016 – IF SO A WORKING TITLE WORKING TITLE”