DBWORTH – FEB 19 2019 – MP3 COMEDY – ALIEN HAIRCUT KEVIN BACON

This post contains two (2) comedy MP3 files, downloadable or streamable. One is a bit jeremy dinovo a.k.a. mr. variety does about KNOWING KEVIN BACON, and another is about ALIEN HAIRCUTS!

Check out these two downloadable COMEDY audio files!

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DBWORTH – FEB 19 2019 – MP3 VARSES – TOOTSIE STATESPERSONSHIP

Listen to some ooooooold stuff! Note the quality (a.k.a. the Filesize) on this file is very high, so if you want to stream it, okay, or download it, okay. I just want to demonstrate high quality SOUND.

Jeremy discusses the movie Tootsie (imdb.com link to its’ profile of Tootsie), home and life goals, and jokes around a little bit… he maybe picking his nose, but he maybe has a point!

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DBWORTH – JAN 28 2019 – MP3 VARSES – THE MUSIC RIDE ep 01 – by Brian R AND Jeremy D

Hi all, I want to apologize for any delay. Hey, so new program!!! THE MUSIC RIDE featuring Brian R a.k.a. The Working Man and Jeremy D a.k.a. Mr. Variety.

Brian and Jeremy discuss the introduction of the new program THE MUSIC RIDE, which will cover music and other stuff! Sure!

Also, just for reference, the song Jeremy D (Mr. Variety) makes reference to is by ARTIST GROUP , Testament, and it is SONG , Serenity. High intensity, guys.

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DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST ( this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, and if you did not read that, this has curse words and you have been warned that this recording is completely free of any curse words whatsoever, it has no curse words, so it is safe for your children and most religious clergy to playback — what are you a moron? I just — eeghhh, just nevermind custom DISCLAIMER brought to you in part by SUBTEXT! For the best in subtext, buy subtext brand subtext! Wow! Isn’t that amazing!? I want two of them! One for the office and three for the insane asylum )

Jeremy Dinovo delivers post-consumer bi-product to be recycled in the airwaves. Enjoy! P.S. I would actually have buyer’s remorse if I had actually received something for my money. I still impatiently await my refund that is due.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

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DBWORTH – AUG 23 2017 – MP3 VARSES – Response Part1 to FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Jeremy Dinovo delivers PART 1, a RESPONSE to this one variety session about juice fasting another clump of variety session, and this time covering some informal sociology of a recent physiological and subsequent social experiment of mine : juice fasting, or drinking a set amount of organic fresh-prepared juices (mostly carrot, with apple, with greens) daily, and to fast as much as is humanly possible by reducing caloric or carb intake. In other words, only eating all-natural organic fruit and vegetable juice, no strenuous exercising, but just attening to clerical and clerklike work, in order to achieve weight loss; this would be coupled with a detox bath every two days or as-needed that has : sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), epsom salt, ginger, and clay, in order to sweat out toxins, as one would by exercising.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

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DBWORTH – MAY 3 2017 – ARTICLE COMEDY CD TEASER

hi to all fans, or to just people and other nouns that can read that like my comedy audio.

On this web page you will see a link to Download a ‘how-to’, so that you may Print your own COMEDY CD LABEL for use in a jewel case or DVD case ** FREE to print only if you purchased a comedy CD, or for personal non-commercial use. This file is formatted for MicroSoft Word, but I suppose you could use another word processor like Open Office or what have you:

download this MS Word .doc file and follow steps

Right-click the above and click Save Link As, Save As, or Save.

File size: 118 kb Format: .doc for MicroSoft Word 2007

TEASER IS here!!!

 

CLICK THIS BIG TEXT LINK (to download Audio teaser)

file size: 5 MB, exactly 30 seconds and 0 frames, just like a professional audio commercial should be!
CD QUALITY!

What is a teaser? It is a small and condensed recording to highlight or demonstrate, in abstract the essence of a complete work in a fraction of the time that the work is. A teaser is also known as a “spec spot”, or “demo” that a company did not ** yet ** pay the audio, video, or audio and video production company to produce, but delivers the essential convincing message that the entire work would if played from head to tail (start of audio picture content to end of audio picture content).

 

 

AND request a copy of the 28 minute CD!… is shipped by Flat Rate U.S.P.S. mail** with

protective CD sleeve — payment by way of PayPal is available.

ASKING PRICE: $10.00 plus S & H (by U.S.P.S. or method).

(see for donation link: dustybootsworth.com Homepage):


(click the above image for an Easy-to-print CD Cover template)

 

by Jeremy M. Dinovo, a.k.a. The mr. variety of the internet at large

program director of dustybootsworth.com

for RSS users, using Firefox click Tools > Subscribe to this Feed and then choose the feed you want to subscribe to. As of today I am trying to format this netcast for best viewing through RSS feed delivery.

P.S. I do realize that I will most certainly make people that are friends, close and distant whom have set beliefs and a fragile stomach into gawkers and groups that hate what I do or what I say, but my goal is to tell the truth in the only way I know in order to help others to laugh and to feel good. I also believe in telling the truth about what you think too, so long as you have clarity of why this truth is being delivered; I deny censorship and only support it in moderation if it means to allow the children of this earth to grow up in a world where it can have a maximally harm free and intelligent upbringing. You and any entity in the world capable can hate the truth all you or it wants to, but it is still going to keep looking everything and everyone in the face while it is stared at by thumb twiddlers that are doing nothing very active about it.

DBWORTH – APR 21 2017 – AUDIO variety sessions – GhostlyAliens _unreleaseddocuments

Latest work: TWO DAYS AGO — err, nights ago, I tracked (recorded to audio track) my attempt at a new Variety Sessions variety session session session with KANE WILKE! This is COOL! There is MUSIC in here somewheres. Continued, committing to providing free music to service my fans that are or could be the musically poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

More variety session video, I briefed the best intro I could regarding my modus operandi and how it pertains to this web site.
a. cut, thus parts ** do not ** lack any expected refinement (mostly), and this Audio Track is
b. un-censored … however, I think this would be “NOT NECESSARILY office-safe”, or just would be ‘moderately so, as this would depend on the image of the office,’ as it were… so enjoy (click the blue “Continue reading” link)

** special warning, none, and is clear enough — and it is Un-rehearsed, so what you hear, for the (your / my / someone else’s money) is what you get **

< — skip this rambling, if you like — >
no needed rambling

< — skipped to END OF RAMBLING — >

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DBWORTH – APR 4 2017 – VIDEO variety sessions – jeremy checks out

Latest work: I tracked (recorded to audio and video track) my attempt at a new Variety Sessions variety session session session. Continued, committing to providing free music to service my fans that are or could be the musically poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

More variety session video, I briefed the best intro I could regarding my modus operandi and how it pertains to this web site.
a. un-cut, thus parts lack any expected refinement, and this Audio Track is
b. un-censored … however, I think this would be “NOT NECESSARILY office-safe”, as it were… so enjoy (click the blue “Continue reading” link)

** special warning, this is pretty dark visually, but is clear enough — and it is Un-rehearsed, so what you see and hear, for the (your / my / someone else’s money) is what you get **

< — skip this rambling, if you like — >
no needed rambling

< — skipped to END OF RAMBLING — >

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – APR 4 2017 – VIDEO variety sessions – jeremy checks out”

DBWORTH – MAR 17 2017 – ST PATRICKS DAY GREETING by jeremy

Latest work: listen to my Saint Patrick’s Day greeting, or logos, storytelling. Continued, committing to providing free entertainment to service my fans that are or could be just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

** special note: what you hear ** is **  very mastered. You can crank this all the way up if you prefer **

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DBWORTH – MAR 3 2017 – free comedy jeremy DELIVERS todays free download

Latest work: listen to my comedy. Continued, committing to providing free comedy to service my fans that are or could be the comedic poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

** special note: what you hear is not mastered, so audio levels could be somewhat louder in parts. Though this loudness is mostly bearable and not too bad, if this would be compared to a finished version, the unmastered version is or would be more difficult to enjoy on different outputs, like speakers, headphones, earbuds, or whatnot, due to the raw recorded sound that lacks the tonal quality of something you can crank all the way up **

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