DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST ( this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, and if you did not read that, this has curse words and you have been warned that this recording is completely free of any curse words whatsoever, it has no curse words, so it is safe for your children and most religious clergy to playback — what are you a moron? I just — eeghhh, just nevermind custom DISCLAIMER brought to you in part by SUBTEXT! For the best in subtext, buy subtext brand subtext! Wow! Isn’t that amazing!? I want two of them! One for the office and three for the insane asylum )

Jeremy Dinovo delivers post-consumer bi-product to be recycled in the airwaves. Enjoy! P.S. I would actually have buyer’s remorse if I had actually received something for my money. I still impatiently await my refund that is due.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

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DBWORTH – AUG 22 2017 – MP3 VARSES – FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST

Jeremy Dinovo delivers another clump of variety session, and this time covering some informal sociology of a recent physiological and subsequent social experiment of mine : juice fasting, or drinking a set amount of organic fresh-prepared juices (mostly carrot, with apple, with greens) daily, and to fast as much as is humanly possible by reducing caloric or carb intake. In other words, only eating all-natural organic fruit and vegetable juice, no strenuous exercising, but just attening to clerical and clerklike work, in order to achieve weight loss; this would be coupled with a detox bath every two days or as-needed that has : sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), epsom salt, ginger, and clay, in order to sweat out toxins, as one would by exercising.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – AUG 22 2017 – MP3 VARSES – FOODFASTvsFASTCRUDE – by jeremy MRVARIETY”

DBWORTH – JUNE 17 2017 – FUNDRAISER – CARVIN 6-STRING BASS REPAIR FUNDRAISER by jeremy

Help! My longtime cared for six-string Carvin LB-76 bass is in dire need of repair, and I need help from my audience, that is also my Investors (of interest, time, and or money) and very honored Prospective Investors, in order to perform this TIME-CRITICAL repair, before it is too late, and my beautiful FIFTEEN YEAR OLD studio recording quality BASS GUITAR will be but a sad memory, which I, jeremy dinovo, the organizer of this campaign, will not allow. In 2002, this guitar was made as I had custom ordered it, every checkmark box I wanted and none of the checkmark boxes of specification I did not want, just for me, from THE CARVIN GUITARS factory, in San Diego, when it was still Carvin.

If you have Facebook you can view my FUNDRAISER PITCH, to review and to respond to this call to action for my needs :

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( friend requests are welcomed, as well as all inquiries or comments are welcomed, and are subject to moderation, per the ** expressed ** needs of my ** Urgent ** request)

You must understand that this is time sensitive, and I would like to have the funds by MID – JULY, or by BEGINNING of SEPTEMBER, or else my bass guitar will likely be damaged forever and not able to be restored, if I wait too long! So by MID – JULY, donations, Likes, Shares, and any circulation you can provide — passing around the link to friends, thinking and communicating with Continue reading “DBWORTH – JUNE 17 2017 – FUNDRAISER – CARVIN 6-STRING BASS REPAIR FUNDRAISER by jeremy”

DBWORTH – APR 24 2017 – MOBILE PHONE SUPPORT

hi everyone, I am ** FORTHRIGHTLY ** building this beast slowly but surely and small part by small part at a time, in between the renown life things.

On this web site you will see three ‘how’ to Download and how to Play MP3:

it is very standard for most mobile devices or touchscreens, which is to place and to press your finger overtop of the link that says, “click to play, or right-click to download [,]” or something to that tune, then a prompt or a menu should appear.

That prompt or Menu might say, “Save Link [,]” or it may say, “Download [,]” so just pick the one that makes the most sense in order to download and to Play the file later on. I recently posted a 60 MINUTE INTERVIEW, COMEDY, and MUSIC VARIETY SESSION that is 60 MB in size, so very stream-friendly. With that small download, Listen to it on the drive home or to work, or play it while you are relaxing! My content is very enjoyable and full of depth!

Ah, here is a phrase of mine I coined I’ve been wanting to share for a while:

actual eyes actualize actual lies.

If you cut the lies from the equation you have a society of upward mobility in all things actual and ever-present, but unfortunately, dumb is not quite so smart just yet, and I am in no rush, just saying.

by Jeremy M. Dinovo, a.k.a. The mr. variety of the internet at large

program director of dustybootsworth.com

for RSS users, using Firefox click Tools > Subscribe to this Feed and then choose the feed you want to subscribe to. As of today I am trying to format this netcast for best viewing through RSS feed delivery.

P.S. I do realize that I will most certainly make people that are friends, close and distant whom have set beliefs and a fragile stomach into gawkers and groups that hate what I do or what I say, but my goal is to tell the truth in the only way I know in order to help others to laugh and to feel good. I also believe in telling the truth about what you think too, so long as you have clarity of why this truth is being delivered; I deny censorship and only support it in moderation if it means to allow the children of this earth to grow up in a world where it can have a maximally harm free and intelligent upbringing. You and any entity in the world capable can hate the truth all you or it wants to, but it is still going to keep looking everything and everyone in the face while it is stared at by thumb twiddlers that are doing nothing very active about it.

DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS

hi audience that is surprisingly interested in this helpdesk update about audio recording or playback engineering, at least via a Windows operating system computer.

I just now remembered that freaking Windows o.s. has its’ own EQ, after running around my gear with my head cut off, I realized that I used to use this EQ constantly when watching DVD movies or online music that have wildly different equalization. Now, you can FIX that.

Obviously, do not equalize so that your speakers distort either in the bass, mid, or high frequencies… you can tell when your speakers start to become ** indistinct ** and the sound is unintelligible. In speaker language, that means TURN THAT BACK DOWN, GENIUS.

Here is a link-map for how to locate and to rock out with your EQ out on Windows o.s., at least:

Systray icon (speaker) ->

click the speaker that comes up -> Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS”

DBWORTH – OCT 17 2016 – practical audio effects by jeremy

Latest work: dabbling with the famous broadcast technique, the ducking effect

Topic lists just above each filename

This article has one MP3 section: RHETORIC, about a specific issue that I felt needed addressed in the field of AUDIO RECORDING ENGINEERING about unrefined product or service versus refined product or service; and then at the way bottom if you want to read or to skip it there is a section called  TECHNICAL STUFF YOU CAN SKIP.

On with the sounds… Continue reading “DBWORTH – OCT 17 2016 – practical audio effects by jeremy”

DBWORTH – SEP 12 2016 – JEREMYS AUDIO HELLO

Latest work (click to play, or right-click and Save As to download):

www.dustybootsworth.com/JMD_Content/2016/September/VARIETYSessionsJEREMYStillhere_DBWORTH-Sep-12-2016.MP3

A music sample you may perk your ears up to, Jeremy on bass guitar with some effects (what the filename describes):

SAMPLEmusicinstrumentwFX-Sep-12-2016.WAV

5.79 MB, Total Run Time: 00:31 s. How does that SUSTAIN sound!!!??? Wow!

(click to play, or Right click, and press Save As to download)

A very short comedy sample of something I thought was funny at the time (it is I!, Jeremy!):

Continue reading “DBWORTH – SEP 12 2016 – JEREMYS AUDIO HELLO”

DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION

This article discusses and cites video references not about the T.V. show Seinfeld, nor about the character featured in his show also known as The Soup Nazi, and not about anybody that “inspired” the character of The Soup Nazi, but just about a man that based on what I have seen looks like he would be above that, that makes real soup, that I have never met.

First, to everyone that reads my articles while waiting for me to upload audio content, which are maybe like 2 or 3 people really, or maybe I am saying that, so you don’t waste my time by hanging around asking dumb questions you already have the answers to… anyway to you people that are hunkering down on this web site content, I want to apologize for any delay in my posting of anything new to this page. If you knew me in person then you are well aware that I have plenty of life tasks to take care of, you know, the ones where you do not have enough information to comply, but yet, “authority” says that you do Continue reading “DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION”

DBWORTH – MAR 27 2016 – THE BIG NOTHING

When nothing happens, quite a bit passes you by, because everything is happening and — oh yeah I forgot, ear plugs and gun muffles. Okay, now I can write a bit better.

My goal for this blog is continuity of relevancy. That is a bit to stomach… hmm, I mean to continue to make sense to the senses for the people I used to share quite a bit more sense with, such as the sense of touch, taste, hearing, sight,  smell, and I hear that the sense of hunger is a sense too. I am sure there are other ones, but I have been incredibly disconnected from many of them from many of my friends and family. I have gotten out and enjoyed the company of friends that have the on-going competency (the will and the ability) to have me and enjoyed some neat events, from a distance though.

Home is a funny word. One minute it is where your Christmas tree or your birthday cake is with candles that sparkle your name or your age; and the next it is a bungalow where all of your new-found friends and acquaintances can converge upon to feast and toast what you THINK are your successes; and then the next is some corner of somebody’s house that you were lucky enough to FIT as many belongings that you can take with you Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 27 2016 – THE BIG NOTHING”

DBWORTH – MAR 15 2016 – IF SO A WORKING TITLE WORKING TITLE

So, it is March. What just happened? I lost track since maybe before Thanksgiving. I am rather out of touch with the world itself, but my little world has been filled with audio recording, helping and showing up for others that call me and need my help if it does not break me to do it, I recorded a metal musician recently, have had some successful meetings with artists and musicians and with what I recently termed as screwsicians, which are simply musicians that don’t show up each day they say they are going to. I.e. if one strike of a note is a beat, two beats are a rhythm, and two rhythms are at least a song, and the so-called musician says, ‘Hey meet me at beat number two (!)’ repeatedly, and never shows up at beat number 2, and you are having to always beat the so-called musician’s head in to remind them that beat number 2 is coming up or that they continuously fail to play it, well, that is a screwsician. You are not a musician if you think you are special that you call yourself a musician and yet cannot show up to the gig you say you can honor. It happens more often than you think, so now you have a term, courtesy of Jeremy Dinovo to apply toward this behaviorist, and you are welcome. Screwsicians have a special place in Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 15 2016 – IF SO A WORKING TITLE WORKING TITLE”