##mBWORTH – MAR 13 2019 – MP3 VARSES – A SEAN CONNERY ep 01 – by Ivan Schmitzmistikoff AND Jeremy D

I am not sure what to make of this, but ‘A’ MR. CONNERY had called into the phone, and I had to hurry and do a one-mic recording with the speaker phone to catch it all. This ALLEGED MR. CONNERY, as sauced and swearing with the fury of the British, Irish, and Scottish channels… well, OK, I don’t know, but if they were furious, it’s because of — oh heck, just cover your ears and press the play button. Heads up: this may contain disagreeable or objectionable content, so this recording is not for the faint of heart or those that take life too seriously… afterall, Connery has had a long life, or at least THIS Connery has.

Latest work: listen to my comedy. It features one comedy track, which you will see more discussion about it if you click “Continue reading”.

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A SEAN CONNERY ep 01 – by Ivan Schmitzmistikoff AND Jeremy D

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Connery and Jeremy discuss the I’m not really sure, it was late, and we both had a great deal on our minds, and maybe some booze. Connery’s assistant, keen and apt to answer for Connery, Ivan Schmitzmistikoff … yes, I literally copied and pasted that, at this hour, well, this guy seems to be carrying Connery through a traumatic time.

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DBWORTH – MAY 3 2017 – ARTICLE COMEDY CD TEASER

hi to all fans, or to just people and other nouns that can read that like my comedy audio.

PLAY TEASER  (but click “Continue reading” for more useful Comedy CD content!):

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On this web page you will see a link to Download a ‘how-to’, so that you may Print your own COMEDY CD LABEL for use in a jewel case or DVD case ** FREE to print only if you purchased a comedy CD, or for personal non-commercial use. This file is formatted for MicroSoft Word, but I suppose you could use another word processor like Open Office or what have you:

download this MS Word .doc file and follow steps

Right-click the above and click Save Link As, Save As, or Save.

File size: 118 kb Format: .doc for MicroSoft Word 2007

TEASER IS here!!!

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DBWORTH – APR 24 2017 – MOBILE PHONE SUPPORT

hi everyone, I am ** FORTHRIGHTLY ** building this beast slowly but surely and small part by small part at a time, in between the renown life things.

On this web site you will see three ‘how’ to Download and how to Play MP3:

it is very standard for most mobile devices or touchscreens, which is to place and to press your finger overtop of the link that says, “click to play, or right-click to download [,]” or something to that tune, then a prompt or a menu should appear.

That prompt or Menu might say, “Save Link [,]” or it may say, “Download [,]” so just pick the one that makes the most sense in order to download and to Play the file later on. I recently posted a 60 MINUTE INTERVIEW, COMEDY, and MUSIC VARIETY SESSION that is 60 MB in size, so very stream-friendly. With that small download, Listen to it on the drive home or to work, or play it while you are relaxing! My content is very enjoyable and full of depth!

Ah, here is a phrase of mine I coined I’ve been wanting to share for a while:

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DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS

hi audience that is surprisingly interested in this helpdesk update about audio recording or playback engineering, at least via a Windows operating system computer.

I just now remembered that freaking Windows o.s. has its’ own EQ, after running around my gear with my head cut off, I realized that I used to use this EQ constantly when watching DVD movies or online music that have wildly different equalization. Now, you can FIX that.

Obviously, do not equalize so that your speakers distort either in the bass, mid, or high frequencies… you can tell when your speakers start to become ** indistinct ** and the sound is unintelligible. In speaker language, that means TURN THAT BACK DOWN, GENIUS.

Here is a link-map for how to locate and to rock out with your EQ out on Windows o.s., at least:

Systray icon (speaker) ->

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DBWORTH – OCT 17 2016 – practical audio effects by jeremy

Latest work: dabbling with the famous broadcast technique, the ducking effect

Latest work: listen to my music MIXING SKILL SET! It is a music plus dialogue mix, but then there is more if you click “Continue reading”.

However, if you are not interested in hearing other cool content tracks I included in this post, then Skip Intro and Play the featured music track.

demo of ducking – Effect is ACTIVATED

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DBWORTH – SEP 12 2016 – JEREMYS AUDIO HELLO

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Latest work: listen to my music. It is a bass guitar jam, but then there is more if you click “Continue reading”.

However, if you are not interested in hearing other cool content tracks I included in this post, then Skip Intro and Play the featured music track.

sample music instrument

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… there’s more in there…

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DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION

This article discusses and cites video references not about the T.V. show Seinfeld, nor about the character featured in his show also known as The Soup Nazi, and not about anybody that “inspired” the character of The Soup Nazi, but just about a man that based on what I have seen looks like he would be above that, that makes real soup, that I have never met.

First, to everyone that reads my articles while waiting for me to upload audio content, which are maybe like 2 or 3 people really, or maybe I am saying that, so you don’t waste my time by hanging around asking dumb questions you already have the answers to… anyway to you people that are hunkering down on this web site content, I want to apologize for any delay in my posting of anything new to this page. If you knew me in person then you are well aware that I have plenty of life tasks to take care of, you know, the ones where you do not have enough information to comply, but yet, “authority” says that you do Continue reading “DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION”

DBWORTH – MAR 27 2016 – THE BIG NOTHING

When nothing happens, quite a bit passes you by, because everything is happening and — oh yeah I forgot, ear plugs and gun muffles. Okay, now I can write a bit better.

My goal for this blog is continuity of relevancy. That is a bit to stomach… hmm, I mean to continue to make sense to the senses for the people I used to share quite a bit more sense with, such as the sense of touch, taste, hearing, sight,  smell, and I hear that the sense of hunger is a sense too. I am sure there are other ones, but I have been incredibly disconnected from many of them from many of my friends and family. I have gotten out and enjoyed the company of friends that have the on-going competency (the will and the ability) to have me and enjoyed some neat events, from a distance though.

Home is a funny word. One minute it is where your Christmas tree or your birthday cake is with candles that sparkle your name or your age; and the next it is a bungalow where all of your new-found friends and acquaintances can converge upon to feast and toast what you THINK are your successes; and then the next is some corner of somebody’s house that you were lucky enough to FIT as many belongings that you can take with you Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 27 2016 – THE BIG NOTHING”

DBWORTH – MAR 15 2016 – IF SO A WORKING TITLE WORKING TITLE

So, it is March. What just happened? I lost track since maybe before Thanksgiving. I am rather out of touch with the world itself, but my little world has been filled with audio recording, helping and showing up for others that call me and need my help if it does not break me to do it, I recorded a metal musician recently, have had some successful meetings with artists and musicians and with what I recently termed as screwsicians, which are simply musicians that don’t show up each day they say they are going to. I.e. if one strike of a note is a beat, two beats are a rhythm, and two rhythms are at least a song, and the so-called musician says, ‘Hey meet me at beat number two (!)’ repeatedly, and never shows up at beat number 2, and you are having to always beat the so-called musician’s head in to remind them that beat number 2 is coming up or that they continuously fail to play it, well, that is a screwsician. You are not a musician if you think you are special that you call yourself a musician and yet cannot show up to the gig you say you can honor. It happens more often than you think, so now you have a term, courtesy of Jeremy Dinovo to apply toward this behaviorist, and you are welcome. Screwsicians have a special place in Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 15 2016 – IF SO A WORKING TITLE WORKING TITLE”

DBWORTH – FEB 08 2016 – BASHING THE CHATROOM

“Lol I never got to really experience the internet and now it seems dead. It’s not what it was years ago and I wish I would have gotten to see it. Maybe if I had, I’d be more open to using computers lmfao. My teachers outta be thankful I even type my papers and that’s pushing it for me.”

(the above phrase borrowed with express permission of its’ unnamed author)

the internet was a cool place. My favorite thing to do was to get on an open chatroom with at least 50 or less people in it, that are all having their own sidebar conversations in this big rush of scrolling-upward text, and then get everyone’s attention by bashing the ones leading the conversations and meet people eventually privately that way and make longtime friends. Used to be that way, and no need to put your real name in there, but come wearing whatever screenname you wanted to to the party.

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