DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY

Latest work: thank you for listening to my previous ramblings, and here is more. Continued, committing to providing free variety to service my fans that are or could be the poor and indigent dialogists — or just bored with what is out there already. Probably just bored though.

THE LATEST ( this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, this has curse words, and if you did not read that, this has curse words and you have been warned that this recording is completely free of any curse words whatsoever, it has no curse words, so it is safe for your children and most religious clergy to playback — what are you a moron? I just — eeghhh, just nevermind custom DISCLAIMER brought to you in part by SUBTEXT! For the best in subtext, buy subtext brand subtext! Wow! Isn’t that amazing!? I want two of them! One for the office and three for the insane asylum )

Jeremy Dinovo delivers post-consumer bi-product to be recycled in the airwaves. Enjoy! P.S. I would actually have buyer’s remorse if I had actually received something for my money. I still impatiently await my refund that is due.

** special note: this is a rough version, and
is PURPOSEFULLY UN-EDITED and not mixed, except by the personal control of my own vocal loudness, because this audio is what I recorded and intended for publication. Either way, this audio-only is fun to listen to as all of the levels are safely enough tamed **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – SEP 09 2017 – MP3 VARSES – LOGOS COMEDY a false god killed your birthday – by jeremy MRVARIETY”

DBWORTH – MAY 3 2017 – ARTICLE COMEDY CD TEASER

hi to all fans, or to just people and other nouns that can read that like my comedy audio.

On this web page you will see a link to Download a ‘how-to’, so that you may Print your own COMEDY CD LABEL for use in a jewel case or DVD case ** FREE to print only if you purchased a comedy CD, or for personal non-commercial use. This file is formatted for MicroSoft Word, but I suppose you could use another word processor like Open Office or what have you:

download this MS Word .doc file and follow steps

Right-click the above and click Save Link As, Save As, or Save.

File size: 118 kb Format: .doc for MicroSoft Word 2007

TEASER IS here!!!

 

CLICK THIS BIG TEXT LINK (to download Audio teaser)

file size: 5 MB, exactly 30 seconds and 0 frames, just like a professional audio commercial should be!
CD QUALITY!

What is a teaser? It is a small and condensed recording to highlight or demonstrate, in abstract the essence of a complete work in a fraction of the time that the work is. A teaser is also known as a “spec spot”, or “demo” that a company did not ** yet ** pay the audio, video, or audio and video production company to produce, but delivers the essential convincing message that the entire work would if played from head to tail (start of audio picture content to end of audio picture content).

 

 

AND request a copy of the 28 minute CD!… is shipped by Flat Rate U.S.P.S. mail** with

protective CD sleeve — payment by way of PayPal is available.

ASKING PRICE: $10.00 plus S & H (by U.S.P.S. or method).

(see for donation link: dustybootsworth.com Homepage):


(click the above image for an Easy-to-print CD Cover template)

 

by Jeremy M. Dinovo, a.k.a. The mr. variety of the internet at large

program director of dustybootsworth.com

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P.S. I do realize that I will most certainly make people that are friends, close and distant whom have set beliefs and a fragile stomach into gawkers and groups that hate what I do or what I say, but my goal is to tell the truth in the only way I know in order to help others to laugh and to feel good. I also believe in telling the truth about what you think too, so long as you have clarity of why this truth is being delivered; I deny censorship and only support it in moderation if it means to allow the children of this earth to grow up in a world where it can have a maximally harm free and intelligent upbringing. You and any entity in the world capable can hate the truth all you or it wants to, but it is still going to keep looking everything and everyone in the face while it is stared at by thumb twiddlers that are doing nothing very active about it.

DBWORTH – SEP 12 2016 – JEREMYS AUDIO HELLO

Latest work (click to play, or right-click and Save As to download):

www.dustybootsworth.com/JMD_Content/2016/September/VARIETYSessionsJEREMYStillhere_DBWORTH-Sep-12-2016.MP3

A music sample you may perk your ears up to, Jeremy on bass guitar with some effects (what the filename describes):

SAMPLEmusicinstrumentwFX-Sep-12-2016.WAV

5.79 MB, Total Run Time: 00:31 s. How does that SUSTAIN sound!!!??? Wow!

(click to play, or Right click, and press Save As to download)

A very short comedy sample of something I thought was funny at the time (it is I!, Jeremy!):

Continue reading “DBWORTH – SEP 12 2016 – JEREMYS AUDIO HELLO”

DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION

This article discusses and cites video references not about the T.V. show Seinfeld, nor about the character featured in his show also known as The Soup Nazi, and not about anybody that “inspired” the character of The Soup Nazi, but just about a man that based on what I have seen looks like he would be above that, that makes real soup, that I have never met.

First, to everyone that reads my articles while waiting for me to upload audio content, which are maybe like 2 or 3 people really, or maybe I am saying that, so you don’t waste my time by hanging around asking dumb questions you already have the answers to… anyway to you people that are hunkering down on this web site content, I want to apologize for any delay in my posting of anything new to this page. If you knew me in person then you are well aware that I have plenty of life tasks to take care of, you know, the ones where you do not have enough information to comply, but yet, “authority” says that you do Continue reading “DBWORTH – JUL 11 2016 – NO SOUP FOR REALITY VERSUS PERCEPTION”

DBWORTH – FEB 08 2016 – BASHING THE CHATROOM

“Lol I never got to really experience the internet and now it seems dead. It’s not what it was years ago and I wish I would have gotten to see it. Maybe if I had, I’d be more open to using computers lmfao. My teachers outta be thankful I even type my papers and that’s pushing it for me.”

(the above phrase borrowed with express permission of its’ unnamed author)

the internet was a cool place. My favorite thing to do was to get on an open chatroom with at least 50 or less people in it, that are all having their own sidebar conversations in this big rush of scrolling-upward text, and then get everyone’s attention by bashing the ones leading the conversations and meet people eventually privately that way and make longtime friends. Used to be that way, and no need to put your real name in there, but come wearing whatever screenname you wanted to to the party.

now Facebook and messageboards posing as places you can “meet and hang out with your ‘friends'” have forced people’s perception of the internet into pretty much highschool, and Continue reading “DBWORTH – FEB 08 2016 – BASHING THE CHATROOM”

DBWORTH – JAN 16 2016 – CATEGORIES ADDED

hi everyone, I am building this beast slowly but surely and small part by small part at a time, in between the renown life things.

On this web site you will see three MP3 and video categories:

Variety Sessions, Dustybootsworth lite, and muddyBootsworth.

These are content filters for MP3 and video, moderated by me Jeremy Dinovo, and will separate the content into categories that I deem appropriate for the group. Variety Sessions are completely unfiltered, and warning,  I talk about every topic I can find. Even though I try to be as objective as possible some of the content can be seen as very objectionable and disagreeable with what you consider to be wholesome Continue reading “DBWORTH – JAN 16 2016 – CATEGORIES ADDED”

DBWORTH – JAN 6 2016 – BLOG IS UP

Hi everyone,

and thanks for tuning in to dustybootsworth.com your source for martian eggs and tin foil hats. Okay, I just used that, because I know some people think I am a crack pot. Well, if you or someone you know that can read are reading this you are right.

Just want to say thanks for waiting for me to get this blog up, which will be the delivery platform for the moment for variety sessions, for those of you whom do not yet know or failed to read the About section of dustybootsworth.com ( read at the link ). Now I can direct my attention to mastering audio — aside from the hoards of other action items I need to direct my attention to — in order to post some audio interviews and other odds and ends where I roll the dice and hope you are somewhat interested in, with a little bit of research and testing beforehand Continue reading “DBWORTH – JAN 6 2016 – BLOG IS UP”