DBWORTH – MAY 3 2017 – ARTICLE COMEDY CD TEASER

hi to all fans, or to just people and other nouns that can read that like my comedy audio.

On this web page you will see a link to Download a ‘how-to’, so that you may Print your own COMEDY CD LABEL for use in a jewel case or DVD case ** FREE to print only if you purchased a comedy CD, or for personal non-commercial use. This file is formatted for MicroSoft Word, but I suppose you could use another word processor like Open Office or what have you:

download this MS Word .doc file and follow steps

Right-click the above and click Save Link As, Save As, or Save.

File size: 118 kb Format: .doc for MicroSoft Word 2007

TEASER IS here!!!

 

CLICK THIS BIG TEXT LINK (to download Audio teaser)

file size: 5 MB, exactly 30 seconds and 0 frames, just like a professional audio commercial should be!
CD QUALITY!

What is a teaser? It is a small and condensed recording to highlight or demonstrate, in abstract the essence of a complete work in a fraction of the time that the work is. A teaser is also known as a “spec spot”, or “demo” that a company did not ** yet ** pay the audio, video, or audio and video production company to produce, but delivers the essential convincing message that the entire work would if played from head to tail (start of audio picture content to end of audio picture content).

 

 

AND request a copy of the 28 minute CD!… is shipped by Flat Rate U.S.P.S. mail** with

protective CD sleeve — payment by way of PayPal is available.

ASKING PRICE: $10.00 plus S & H (by U.S.P.S. or method).

(see for donation link: dustybootsworth.com Homepage):


(click the above image for an Easy-to-print CD Cover template)

 

by Jeremy M. Dinovo, a.k.a. The mr. variety of the internet at large

program director of dustybootsworth.com

for RSS users, using Firefox click Tools > Subscribe to this Feed and then choose the feed you want to subscribe to. As of today I am trying to format this netcast for best viewing through RSS feed delivery.

P.S. I do realize that I will most certainly make people that are friends, close and distant whom have set beliefs and a fragile stomach into gawkers and groups that hate what I do or what I say, but my goal is to tell the truth in the only way I know in order to help others to laugh and to feel good. I also believe in telling the truth about what you think too, so long as you have clarity of why this truth is being delivered; I deny censorship and only support it in moderation if it means to allow the children of this earth to grow up in a world where it can have a maximally harm free and intelligent upbringing. You and any entity in the world capable can hate the truth all you or it wants to, but it is still going to keep looking everything and everyone in the face while it is stared at by thumb twiddlers that are doing nothing very active about it.

DBWORTH – APR 24 2017 – MOBILE PHONE SUPPORT

hi everyone, I am ** FORTHRIGHTLY ** building this beast slowly but surely and small part by small part at a time, in between the renown life things.

On this web site you will see three ‘how’ to Download and how to Play MP3:

it is very standard for most mobile devices or touchscreens, which is to place and to press your finger overtop of the link that says, “click to play, or right-click to download [,]” or something to that tune, then a prompt or a menu should appear.

That prompt or Menu might say, “Save Link [,]” or it may say, “Download [,]” so just pick the one that makes the most sense in order to download and to Play the file later on. I recently posted a 60 MINUTE INTERVIEW, COMEDY, and MUSIC VARIETY SESSION that is 60 MB in size, so very stream-friendly. With that small download, Listen to it on the drive home or to work, or play it while you are relaxing! My content is very enjoyable and full of depth!

Ah, here is a phrase of mine I coined I’ve been wanting to share for a while:

actual eyes actualize actual lies.

If you cut the lies from the equation you have a society of upward mobility in all things actual and ever-present, but unfortunately, dumb is not quite so smart just yet, and I am in no rush, just saying.

by Jeremy M. Dinovo, a.k.a. The mr. variety of the internet at large

program director of dustybootsworth.com

for RSS users, using Firefox click Tools > Subscribe to this Feed and then choose the feed you want to subscribe to. As of today I am trying to format this netcast for best viewing through RSS feed delivery.

P.S. I do realize that I will most certainly make people that are friends, close and distant whom have set beliefs and a fragile stomach into gawkers and groups that hate what I do or what I say, but my goal is to tell the truth in the only way I know in order to help others to laugh and to feel good. I also believe in telling the truth about what you think too, so long as you have clarity of why this truth is being delivered; I deny censorship and only support it in moderation if it means to allow the children of this earth to grow up in a world where it can have a maximally harm free and intelligent upbringing. You and any entity in the world capable can hate the truth all you or it wants to, but it is still going to keep looking everything and everyone in the face while it is stared at by thumb twiddlers that are doing nothing very active about it.

DBWORTH – APR 21 2017 – AUDIO variety sessions – GhostlyAliens _unreleaseddocuments

Latest work: TWO DAYS AGO — err, nights ago, I tracked (recorded to audio track) my attempt at a new Variety Sessions variety session session session with KANE WILKE! This is COOL! There is MUSIC in here somewheres. Continued, committing to providing free music to service my fans that are or could be the musically poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

More variety session video, I briefed the best intro I could regarding my modus operandi and how it pertains to this web site.
a. cut, thus parts ** do not ** lack any expected refinement (mostly), and this Audio Track is
b. un-censored … however, I think this would be “NOT NECESSARILY office-safe”, or just would be ‘moderately so, as this would depend on the image of the office,’ as it were… so enjoy (click the blue “Continue reading” link)

** special warning, none, and is clear enough — and it is Un-rehearsed, so what you hear, for the (your / my / someone else’s money) is what you get **

< — skip this rambling, if you like — >
no needed rambling

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DBWORTH – MAR 17 2017 – ST PATRICKS DAY GREETING by jeremy

Latest work: listen to my Saint Patrick’s Day greeting, or logos, storytelling. Continued, committing to providing free entertainment to service my fans that are or could be just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

** special note: what you hear ** is **  very mastered. You can crank this all the way up if you prefer **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 17 2017 – ST PATRICKS DAY GREETING by jeremy”

DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS

hi audience that is surprisingly interested in this helpdesk update about audio recording or playback engineering, at least via a Windows operating system computer.

I just now remembered that freaking Windows o.s. has its’ own EQ, after running around my gear with my head cut off, I realized that I used to use this EQ constantly when watching DVD movies or online music that have wildly different equalization. Now, you can FIX that.

Obviously, do not equalize so that your speakers distort either in the bass, mid, or high frequencies… you can tell when your speakers start to become ** indistinct ** and the sound is unintelligible. In speaker language, that means TURN THAT BACK DOWN, GENIUS.

Here is a link-map for how to locate and to rock out with your EQ out on Windows o.s., at least:

Systray icon (speaker) ->

click the speaker that comes up -> Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 14 2017 – BUILT-IN EQ ON WINDOWS OS”

DBWORTH – MAR 12 2017 – MUSIC SONG by jeremy

Latest work: listen to my music. Continued, committing to providing free comedy to service my fans that are or could be the comedic poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

** special note: what you hear is not mastered, so audio levels could be somewhat louder in parts. Though this loudness is mostly bearable and not too bad, if this would be compared to a finished version, the unmastered version is or would be more difficult to enjoy on different outputs, like speakers, headphones, earbuds, or whatnot, due to the raw recorded sound that lacks the tonal quality of something you can crank all the way up **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 12 2017 – MUSIC SONG by jeremy”

DBWORTH – MAR 3 2017 – free comedy jeremy DELIVERS todays free download

Latest work: listen to my comedy. Continued, committing to providing free comedy to service my fans that are or could be the comedic poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

** special note: what you hear is not mastered, so audio levels could be somewhat louder in parts. Though this loudness is mostly bearable and not too bad, if this would be compared to a finished version, the unmastered version is or would be more difficult to enjoy on different outputs, like speakers, headphones, earbuds, or whatnot, due to the raw recorded sound that lacks the tonal quality of something you can crank all the way up **

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – MAR 3 2017 – free comedy jeremy DELIVERS todays free download”

DBWORTH – FEB 26 2017 – VIDEO intro to variety sessions – jeremy breaks it down

Latest work: I tracked (recorded to audio and video track) my attempt at an INTRO VIDEO for web site and services. Continued, committing to providing free music to service my fans that are or could be the musically poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

So, finally an Intro VIDEO for this web site!!! This evening, I briefed the best intro I could regarding my modus operandi and how it pertains to this web site.
a. un-cut, thus parts lack any expected song refinement, and this Audio Track is
b. un-censored … however, I think this would be “office-safe”, if not just loud as it were… so enjoy (click the blue “Continue reading” link)

** special warning, this is pretty dark visually, but is clear enough — and it is Un-rehearsed, so what you see and hear, for the (your / my / someone else’s money) is what you get **

< — skip this rambling, if you like — >
no needed rambling

< — skipped to END OF RAMBLING — >

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – FEB 26 2017 – VIDEO intro to variety sessions – jeremy breaks it down”

DBWORTH – FEB 25 2017 – part II – jeremy DELIVERS todays free download free

Latest work: I tracked (recorded to audio track) my attempt at a likeness to a Pantera vocal performance. Continued, committing to providing free music to service my fans that are or could be the musically poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

So, Patrick Lachman of PANTERA for album VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER [I am guessing]!!! This evening, I took a stab at belting some of his tunes into my recorder, on a chance that it may contain a semblance of his sound alongside of my own sound… Warning, this Audio Track is
a. un-cut, thus parts lack any expected song refinement, and this Audio Track is
b. un-censored … however, I think this would be “office-safe”, if not just loud as it were… so enjoy (click the blue “Continue reading” link)

** special warning, this is pretty loud, but is clear — and it is Un-rehearsed, so what you hear is what you get **

< — skip this rambling, if you like — >

c. ALSO, please keep in mind, that Mr. Patrick Lachman [not sure if this is vocalist, sorry, last minute research] has a few gear and performance criteria differences compared to what I have such as:
1. really expensive microphones that offer a way deeper range and character for extending the shape and tone of the voice
2. certainly preamps, as well as circuits that offer to tone and shape the sound
3. mastering to balance the equalization… and, a plethora of other nice-to-haves… hey, this is a demonstration of vocal likeness, not post-production value likeness!

4. umm, let us see here, he so happens to be lead singer for Pantera — how much more can I chop myself down with disclaimer, let us see here.
5. More items I am sure no one has the time to consider, at least for today, I am ending this list at 5.

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Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – FEB 25 2017 – part II – jeremy DELIVERS todays free download free”

DBWORTH – FEB 25 2017 – free music jeremy DELIVERS todays free download free

Latest work: I tracked (recorded to audio track) my attempt at a likeness to a Michael McDonald vocal performance. Continued, committing to providing free music to service my fans that are or could be the musically poor and indigent — or just bored with what is out there already.
THE LATEST

So, Michael McDonald!!! This morning, I took a stab at belting some of his tunes into my recorder, on a chance that it may contain a semblance of his sound alongside of my own sound… Warning, this Audio Track is
a. un-cut, thus parts lack any expected song refinement, and this Audio Track is
b. un-censored … however, I think this would be “office-safe” as it were… so enjoy (click the blue “Continue reading” link)

< — skip this rambling, if you like — >

c. ALSO, please keep in mind, that Mr. Michael McDonald has a few gear and performance criteria differences compared to what I have such as:
1. really expensive microphones that offer a way deeper range and character for extending the shape and tone of the voice
2. certainly preamps, as well as circuits that offer to tone and shape the sound
3. mastering to balance the equalization… and, a plethora of other nice-to-haves… hey, this is a demonstration of vocal likeness, not post-production value likeness!

4. umm, let us see here, he so happens to be Michael McDonald — how much more can I chop myself down with disclaimer, let us see here.
5. More items I am sure no one has the time to consider, at least for today, I am ending this list at 5.

< — skipped to END OF RAMBLING — >

Reminder, my recordings belong to me, author and recordist Jeremy Michael Dinovo, so please obtain express (written or recorded) permission before using any of my intellectual property or overall, my works. Continue reading “DBWORTH – FEB 25 2017 – free music jeremy DELIVERS todays free download free”